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A Childs Garden Of Impermanance And Institutional Sociopathy

I want to publish a guide to Enclosure. It’s an important syndrome that has shaped the global disenfranchisement that is human culture. It kills. It’s been the Three Card Monty game of choice for the Gentry and Banks since Rome.

Nero. That was a guy who understood Urban Enclosure. Burn the place, blame terrorists. Rebuild with slave labor. Tax everyone.

Enclosure Renewal is a more precise way to speak of urban renewal. The number of cities in the US that have Developers’ Mobs in firm control of municipal planning and policy is more than likely ALL. These folks use many different forms of active devaluation to drive areas into decline, then “redevelop”. Many times they will draw matching funds from “philanthropic” groups or government agencies. If properly done, a modern Enclosure Renewal will dislodge the peasants into the next planned renewal area while gentrifying/rebuilding the first area.

After Katrina Google maps has been providing Ghost Housing, like this property in Queen Anne which was raised of all structures sans 1 (one) clothsline post in 2006.

A hole appeared, perhaps a “perk” (a test hole dug deeper than the foundation to check for water table activity). It was about 2 (two) stories deep, which is about 1 too many for this. The property is notably on the crest of a hill, and the hole was filled in level on a weekend. Nothing has been touched since.


Attending to Thee Werk at the probable site of a missile-age Enclosure enacted by the State. Paradoxically, Emminent Domain laws generally provide amble compensation for land owners whose real estate falls on the Combine side of an Enclosure.


The Combine.



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provided these illustrations as separate items. Enclosures are often finalized with a wall. Just ask Goya.


Bill Clinton gave us Amerikkkhans the Free Speech Enclosure during the Seattle WTO Conference. This is an example of the Commons being literally Enclosed for the advantage of the privileged, albeit intellectualist.

Tetsuo did NeoTokyo’s Developer Yakuza a solid in duplicating the Akira Moment. Most insurance policies don’t pay out for “Acts of God,” though.

Special Victimizing Units Education Management

Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but…well, i’ve been gettin’ some more some than usual-ally some-sum.

Some what, prithee mayhaps?

Massaging The Glass Teat

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Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:

That’s OUR Surplus, Slicke!

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Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren’t running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.

FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole

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That’s right, Charlie can’t surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn’t even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude’s a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?

HELLS NO.

That ain’t right.

Bob’s Alright

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I know we’re NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still…

DemoKrazy


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…am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and…well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it’s changed name-charters to…WTF…St Mary’s Rape College? Shit, i can’t remember right now…BRB…

Boy’s Life



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…W/e, i’ll look it up later. Point is, they’re all fucking sickos, yeah, but they’re also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should’ve cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs. Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha. Not a problem now; it’s a Brave New Globalism. Look! There’s a Hun below!

Žižek-a-lackin’



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Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.

Custer’s Pie

“Up there on the plains;
Above the Canyon wall,
The Snow Bull shakes His mane! O! My God!
The Great White Buffalo!”
Chief Joseph

The Nez Perce thought that their predilections for driving game with “controled” prairie burns and willful conspiritorial contracting with European adventurers as guides/traders/mercenaries would lead to a more fair-handed Final Powwow With Whitey than the settlements given to the Peoples formerly known as Neighboring Tribes. Hell, they had even adopted a French name as, well, Lengue Franca for their clan of clans. Chief Joseph, bearer of that most Potent Occidental moniker shared by both my half-Apache father and the Earthly paternal trustee of Jesus, surely felt that lines had been crossed. This was not the calling plan they had signed up for during the Introductory Period.

No one expects Enclosure.


“Eying Common Lands with Bad Intent! O! AquaLung!”

Don’t feel too bad for the indigenous peasentry; the Iroquois had an Enclosure schema wrapped up in the Federalism established by thier constitution that was so niffty we took thier land AND thier jurisprudence.

It was a turn-key system.

“Anyone who vented their anger by damaging partitioning fences could expect harsh teatment. In the ‘main features’ of the Haute Huntre, Lincs. – Enclosure Act, 1767 the penalties for wilfull and malicious cutting, breaking down, burning or demolishing of any division fence were a fine of £5 to £20 for the first offence [or 1 to 2 months imprisonment], a £10 to £40 fine [or a 6 to 12 month sentence], and ‘transportation for 7 years as a felon’ for the third offence.”

Let us give thanks to our Displaced Ancestors for handing down the Iron Fist of American Property Law prior to having it used against them at rifle point; for they illustrated thusly what the eventual harvest becomes when one sows Elitism with a Seed Gun.