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Hot gay Action And Unilateral Decisions

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N35t – Decidedly gay

Last fall i had an idea to begin an all-out viral meme offensive against the worst and most directly involved offenders of the military-industrial complex. This meant targeting the troops themselves, the sacrosanct First 4 Columns, the Second Estate, Our Brave Heroes™. Not a popular target. This is why i am the scourge of American Leftism™ (in addition to my actually being Leftist): i call Bullshit on the alleged non-culpability of the willing tool used in commision of a crime. Guns don’t kill people, but people who opt for a career as Gun-for-Hire do, and should be vilfied for this selfish and elementarially unethical descision.Fuck the Second Estate; who are more an extension of the oligarchy “Nobility” that usurped this eponymous entitlement every day, who betray the class whose bodies fill their rank and file, who use the myth of patriotic bravery to disguise cowardly acts of thugish recklessness. Murder is murder, rape is rape, inhumanity is inhumane by identity alone regardless of blanket apologies or oxymoronic reasoning proffered by bureaucracies to justify sanctioned violence. There is no such thing as a “pre-emptive strike” or a “defensive incursion”; there is only an attack or a defence.BTW, “defense” is spelled “defence” in English, due to the “c=s and s=z if followed by e” rule of phonetics. “Defence”, as in “of (de) border guard (fence)”. The spread of the misspelling meme has me a tad concerned.I realize that blanket blaming all military professionals is perhaps unproductive, but it is nonetheless a logical ethical argument. Consider it collective punishment. The Troops™ can be Gaza to my Israel. My chosen clusterbomb: derision of manhood by allegation of homosexuality. First objective for surgical strike: The SOA.

US Foreign Policy Is A Rape Joke: Take 4

open playlist in new windowThe School of the Americas, now known as the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Co-operation (WHISC, onomonopaediac if one considers the sounds of sweeping something under a rug) has been the public face on US-sponsored state terrorism since the Bay of Pigs. Operation Condor, the Biafra Wars, Pol Pot, Los Bros Hussain and of course the Taliban all trace their sense and insensibilities to this little piece of publicly funded Hell in Florida. Senior thesis work and internships are done across the water at Guantanimo Bay. This involves explaining the utility of rape as a deterrent to whistleblowers, organizers, and participants in democracy.So our target demographic is men from 18-34 with social integration dysfuntia who enjoy physical activity in close proximity to other men; and who need to be taught why they should rape women even when previously given blank checks for perpetrating every sort of vile violation on other humans. This implies that the average cadet at this school needs encouragement to violate women, in fact needs specific mission-critical instruction as to why they shouldn’t just concentrate on the testicular techniques they had so eagerly soaked up in the classes prior.These guys are gay.Not “Gay”, uppercase, which is an entitlement of honor meaning that the person, place, thing or nouned verb in question is Fabulous and/or homosexual. The American Boys’ Schoolboys are “gay”, lowercase, which is a term of derision originating with straight men directed at people, places, things or nouned verbs which we find to be a waste of time. Like a caucus, a perfect example of an event where tasteless idiots clammor ass-over-cockholster for the opportunity to wear a styrofoam straw hat and have red white and blue bunting pounded into their urethrae by a surrogate SuperDelegate™ while voicing the preference that their Party Boss has told them to chose in the hotly bid-upon cakewalk of Deusche or Turd Sandwich.Fucking gay, is what that waste of time is.So is the action of giving it lip service. So is every man and woman working at Gitmo.I ran the semantics past a friend who i consider quite an intellect, a lab manager from another state who has been a proud member of the homosexual communitee since…well, since right about now. He’s Gay, sure, but he has a life and shit; perhaps i shouldn’t have made him spokesmench for all of homosexual America but i did and i’m not really sorry about it since he saw where i was coming from, understood what the use of “gay” to a straight man meant as far as he could, was intrigued by the use of “Gay” as a proper entitlement (like “Hispanic” or “White”) and by the idea of retooling a word for the mutual empowerment of opposed demographics by fully schisming it into a proper noun and a common gerund (“Black” vs “black”). He said “OK.” srry.So that’s why the above song got released. No offense meant to True Gays, Poms, or WTFE; and i don’t mean to lump allzy’all in with the likes of Dubya, either. You’re all Golden to me; Know This.Moving on. Turns out that Leap Year worked a number on Black History Month. Now it’s Black History Year, and i’m the Cracka what’s gonna make it stick.

Aye To Eyemran

open playlist in new window Saint Sri Georgie “Old Fuck” Carlin is back, of course, with new shtick.

Sri Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya

open playlist in new window Oh, yeah. It’s Black History Year, All Year. Did i mention that?

Eddie Griffin: Dysfunctional Family

open playlist in new window That is all from Central at this time-code. Remember to enjoy yourselves, steal from work and slack off on Company Time.

Bogus Imaginary Property Tax Refund Scams

M03 Gr33n – Walk OnIs it safe, Comrades and Babies? Can we come out now?It’s always as safe as the nexus of one’s preparedness and willingess to sacrifice. Remember that.Fight Digital Enclosure and Refuse Imaginary Property.The FCC and our Intertubes are becoming better aquainted.This is a Very Bad Thing. To wit:

Steal This Film, Too!

open playlist in new windowThe first part for those just joining us here on the EPirate Maine:Filesharing is NOT just a free lunch.open playlist in new windowOf course one should (i believe) pay homage to Sri Abbie at the mention of socialized stealing as a means of resisting Enclosure.

Abbie Hoffman – Steal This Movie

open playlist in new windowThey killed him, you know. Prior to Gulf 1. Yep. Said it was suicide by pills. Yep. Abbie Hoffman, veteran Acid Warrior, the White Panther.Aum.WTF, it’s Applied Piracy Awareness Day, Everyday. Always.

Time To Go 10-8, People.

open playlist in new windowWhile researching/media-culling for the RapeJoke (Ep 2 release date: tomorrow) it struck me: some of the killers who kill for a living come back from the places we sent them to kill people in with, like, issues. Wacky, wild stuff. It’s like if you feed a pitbull gunpowder and broken glass between fights and beatings it may not work out as a lapdog after a while.Go fig’.

Post Quagmire Stress Disorder

open playlist in new windowHere’s a tasty little dish about everyone’s favorite sweetener.

Sweet Misery

open playlist in new windowAre some of you pukes STILL biting your tiny toenails RE: the sick spacklejob covering the multiple abcessed ulcers on the American Corpus Politi known as Election 2008? WTF? You don’t believe the stark reality explicated via The Only Complete™ Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure? Read the codes again; the situation remains the same. After New Hamshire’s obviously fudged tally i would think a Citizen pretty fucking dull in maintaining an illusion that the votes of average people are really translated into Diebold (or ESS) electoral entabulations. Besides, who’s a reall choice? Fucking Ron Paul? Why, because he hasn’t done anything but make money the whole race? Because he’s a REAL Republican, and thinks that democracy is opposed to “The Rule Of Law”? 911? Oh, yeah, he’ll TOTALLY force a new, unbiased, forensically unimpeachable (L0lz) investigation. As sure as he’ll get the GOP nomination he will, no doubt.Fucking grow up. The best thing to do is to support a third party candidate to underline the point that no-one asked us who we wanted to choose from, or how debates would be run, or aired, or how campaigns would be fairly financed…or anything. Pick the Darkest Horse.Since (Psuedo)Democracy Now! saw fit to splice in Dennis The Heinous, as if he was the only excluded Presidential Hopeful, i see fit to firmly point to Hon. Mike Gravel as the Universal Persona Non-Gratia for the 2008 US Presidential Shadow Play. Technically a Dem, but National won’t admit it.

Gravel in ’08!

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Special Victimizing Units Education Management

Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but…well, i’ve been gettin’ some more some than usual-ally some-sum.

Some what, prithee mayhaps?

Massaging The Glass Teat

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Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:

That’s OUR Surplus, Slicke!

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Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren’t running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.

FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole

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That’s right, Charlie can’t surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn’t even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude’s a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?

HELLS NO.

That ain’t right.

Bob’s Alright

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I know we’re NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still…

DemoKrazy


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…am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and…well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it’s changed name-charters to…WTF…St Mary’s Rape College? Shit, i can’t remember right now…BRB…

Boy’s Life



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…W/e, i’ll look it up later. Point is, they’re all fucking sickos, yeah, but they’re also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should’ve cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs. Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha. Not a problem now; it’s a Brave New Globalism. Look! There’s a Hun below!

Žižek-a-lackin’



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Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.

Watching the Skys, Nets

Let’s not add to the rolling snowball of self-perpetuated insanity that has most recently gathered a hefty layer from The Decider’s proclaimations of sanction ag’in Shi’ite Persia.

Let’s instead look at what, perhaps, They™ would use such sabre-rattling clamor to obfuscate. Reports of true Kafkaesquisity in the ever-growing beurokrautik
double-blind farce of the WatchList, which a SlashDot post posits is most probably fueled by datamining. With recent NSA and telecom collusion coming into fine focus, one might argue that this is not so much a lame-duck Presidency as an infant totalitarian dictatorship we here in the US of A have allowed to bloom.

Not this Candidate.

Personally, i’ve always thought that the NSA had best be wiretapping and the FBI watchlisting and the CIA renditioning and such. I just would have thought these agencies more targetted and adroit at thier game, like they were during the CoIntelPro days. These days their nets are too big, too broad and ill-suited to the tasks. They aren’t going to catch any fishies like this, all they’re going to do is piss good people off. Or scare them.

This doesn’t make it any more palattable. It just makes us a bigger target, which we didn’t need help with. We’ve been, as the Latin Americans who survived our decades of death squads and dictators say, “pinche hue Gringos.” What’s the gain in this game Cheney and Company are running?

Follow the money. The “left” press is almost there; watch them pull back from it like a slug from salt. It’s right under your noses when you sniff at Fox news. It’s why we fight in Afganistan, Iraq, and every other Eastern Hemisphere theatre, it’s why you were so confused about the voracity with which the shut-down of Lyndon LaRouche was effected.

If you say “oil” i swear to Maa i’ll fucking reach through the tubes and smack your dumb asses. I done tol’ allz’y’all prior that the USA is not going to get oil from Iraq. That much is obvious, or should be, to anyone with access to the internet who cares enough to look into who owns the damn pipelines. However, follow those pipelines and they’ll lead you home.

If you care.

If not, look up. There’s a new star in the North Eastern skies.

“Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick…”

I couldn’t embed this freshly Opened Source here, so i made a page for anyone interested in watching Frontline’s report on 3 decades of Dick Cheney’s good woks.

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“For three decades Vice President Dick Cheney conducted a secretive, behind-closed-doors campaign to give the president virtually unlimited wartime power. Finally, in the aftermath of 9/11, the Justice Department and the White House made a number of controversial legal decisions. Orchestrated by Cheney and his lawyer David Addington, the department interpreted executive power in an expansive and extraordinary way, granting President George W. Bush the power to detain, interrogate, torture, wiretap and spy — without congressional approval or judicial review.” Read more »

DIY Impeachment – The Republic’s Last Resort

“…and it was like, bam! It hurt. Like a virgin.”

Black Tuesday

Live, From Death Row…

Sri Doktor Mumia Abu Jamal’s words from death row come via
PrisonRadio.Org
and are video mixed by
Suryu, aKa ThierSpacer Ismael. /Props!

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Mumia’s on a roll this month, and Ismail’s servin’ it up like Mothers’ Day in BC. Why? Why, you wonder, fellow White Person? Yes, you, no matter what the checkbox on your ID says; if you’re reading this you come from a space that is essentially in opposition to that of folks like Doktor Jamal and Sri X.


FBI Cointelpro – war on black america
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En vogue – Free Your Mind
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Oooops, did i stray suddenly too far Camp? STFU, Crackiditty Tom. I bring news from Spartacus and the 5th; they have braved through the seductions of Syndication to deliver Boondocks Anew!


The.Boondocks.S02E01
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WAY more than you’ll ever get outta that goddamn democracy-hating Libertarian Red Herring in a Republican’s cowl, Ron Paul. He’s not your buddy, kid. He’s an elitist who has the terminity to admit it in face of the growing abyss between Us and Them™. One last list to ponder, and a thought to help you gnost’ it: Who’s more actively a participant in the marginalization of the Common Citizen ~ Condi ‘ice or Mikael Richards?

Heckler Watch


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Waxing Gibbous

Working on a scary hybrid-themed playlist for your Autumnal Slaughter Spots, Amerikkka. Behold; a landscape of switchblades and serial killers:

The Duke, The Clown, The Kids & US


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Additions to th’ War™ Playlist Player include a whole pack of cute Iraqui kids and the Special Opz guys they tag around with, footage of a Predator straffing insurgents, and the usual fresh-baked rapes and IEDs.

Renting: It’s A War Thang, Baby


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In our ever-expanding practical DIY playlist one may now find How-To’s on pen guns, potato guns, ascetylene bombs, suppository delivery of DMT, mushroom picking, and proper play of the resurgent pre-teen parlour game “Choke Each Other Into Unconsciousness” in P0st-911 USofA.

Functional Instructionals


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Each playlist has over 100 videos now. Play safe: shoot clean.

Happy New Moon.