Category Archives: Election 2008

Virtually Personal Personae

Moe Green – ShipwreckedtrainBefore the fun begins, someone go read Sweet Lady Direct Democracy‘s latest on the Feds and US. Someone OTHER than Nase. For crissakes people, the kid’s doing an internship and has more work under his belt at this juncture than any living American, except maybe that one crazy nursery guy out in South King who has an addiction to learning. Point is really that India is doing fine, we aren’t so much some here in the US, and one of US should maybe look at the article, since the rest are going to Gay Off (that’s right, capital Gay=Big Fun!) with some vids from the wonderful, international, autodidacticlly inclined vlogging comunitee known as Thee Underground Int3rTubes™.Yeah, ok i just made that up. The name.Lemme introduce you to my new video tech swami and, AND killer clip SourceOpener and AND mashup artiste extreme, the User Who Was and Remains DEATHINKING.

T0p_9z

open playlist in new windowDEATHINKING is not a consumer product, yet produces much, all intended for consumption; yet when consumed these products remain.

Mixed GendeR & Race Rock & Roll

open playlist in new windowDEATHINKING_ATUBESome speak of DEATHINKING as a leader, a true revolutionary; infailable these conversations trail off into silence when arming the women is brought up.

WotW

open playlist in new windowIt is unknown if DEATHINKING is a man, a woman, a couple, a rogue element of the AP or UPI, or an AI resident in one of LA’s many digital video farms. It is known that they provide high-quality digitizing services for individuals and small groups for reasonable rates and fast turn-around.It is also known that DEATHINKING knows, i mean really knows, ya know?

Tarot Tops

open playlist in new windowDEATHINKING_ATUBE(The last one in the Tarot series is the clincher- Bubblegum Crisis vs the Meridian Deck! i l0lz’d.)It is also known that user DEATHINKING has a fucked-up sense of humor, affinity for old punk and metal, mad editing skills and a weakness for cute things. The later is often turned into a weapon or plowshare. Once i swear they turned a picture of a kitteh in a hat into an action plan for sustainable living, but i may have been high.

Punk Rock Baby, Baby!

open playlist in new windowDEATHINKING_ATUBEMoreover, and most Movement: Citizen user DEATHINKING, like Citizen user SahkiElijah (from yesterday, c’mon! follow the fucking threads) understands playlisting, as evidenced above. So easy to share, so easy to use.So i only had to make one myself. Nice.

DEATHINKING ALLOWED

open playlist in new windowMy main man XandirFan came back in the inter-semester lull to finish his most worthy readings of Our Patron World Citizen, Sri Thomas Paine. 

Bring The Paine

open playlist in new windowFreakin’ kids give me hope sometimes. *snif* Catch up with PennilessCripple and his band of merry Pinks in the expanded viewer with the Dadist monicker.

Fish Stapler

open playlist in new windowThe mid-early primary Democracy player has no good news, kids. The delightful ladies who followed the fudging of Ohio votes follow the chain in New Hampshire…and find post-it security tape on ballot boxes left outside the vault. After the vote. Much more within. Please, make a point of watching some of it. You’re here, right? WTF? It’s not like you were expecting L0lcatz or pics of my thunderously pulsing fistula, right? You want to see the bodies in the trainwreck, i know. So do i.That’s why i brought the stick.

DemoKrazy

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The I/0 Fatima, Part One

Yes, We Proudly Piratebut they have a nice site, too. Check it.

The Perfect Plan To Rid US Of The Dark Knight

Muahaha.

M03 Gr33n – Let It Burn
Go see Moe’s Place on ThierSpace!
I’ve got you now, Batman, you Chomsky-sucking mutherfugg…

Srry, y’all. That one’s a particularly hilarious-to-me “joke” that even a Presidential Hopeful™ can’t summon the solipsism to elucidate. The RapeJoke of US Foreign Policy is funnier. Moe would get it. Battim, if you find this, know that i won’t rest until you get it too. I’m sorry that it won’t be as funny as:

USFPIARJ Teaser Wants You And Dresses Like It Too.

Srry, that’s the RapeJoke of US Development And Enclosure/Domestic Policy. So hard to keep them separate.

Anyway, that shit ain’t funny, and i know you know i know this, and you had best be aware that am fully aware of the former, and am still going to shove it in any and every face i see, even the “innocent” amongst the wellwishers, when ere hence i boil it down to servable dimentia.

Qua? Because…because you fuckers are driving your cars around, paying the banks and companies what They™ tell you to, acting like you’ve got a fucking say in who becomes Bush’s heir to the puppethone, acting like even if you did have a say there was a cunting difference on stage between the 6 wastes of skin offered, and all the while your tax dollars are once again paying for worldwide outsourcing of rape and murder at increasing rates; and you act as if this is understandable given how crazy Arabs are.

Worse, you act like you believe this cockamamie half-assed lie is fooling you, and then…l0lz, get this shit..THEN YOU ACT LIKE I’M SUPPOSED TO NOT CALL YOU ON IT.

Oh Cracka i KNOW you ain’t that high.

Which of you females reading this is thinking “Obama or Hilary?” WHICH ONE OF YOU?

Fucking better be NONE. Serious. WTF? You LIKE Rape as a Foreign Policy strategy? Will there be less with either one of those capitulating mealymouthed corporate stooges as Official USA Talking Head? Really?

You think?

You think it matters what you think? Still? Do The Goddam Reading.

Democracy Self-Exam Tool

The Only Complete™
Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure.

Which one of you-wanna be Realists still thinks the 2004 electoral-over-popular count doesn’t decidedly prove beyond the standard mean required that the US electoral college is not contingent upon the popular count? Which one, two, or W/e is so fucking committed to the Ideal Armchair of Moderation that following the fucking paper trail from New York through London to Dubai is the job of “Conspiracy Freaks” and not merely another good way to track the obvious actions of a global cartel of multinationalist corporate dynasties?

Which 20 of you ARE conspiracy fucktards, buying your clique’s racist, ethnocentrist, tribalist misdirection legends? WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE BELIEVED THE HASHEMSFILMS L0LZFEST?

WHO HERE BELIEVES THE FUCKING SAUCERMEN ARE COMING?

Derp. Dipshits. You aren’t fooling anyone by acting as if you think that’s within the reach of plausible. It’s praetobviously not, and as a matter of fact one WOULD have to be slightly retarded to think that aliens were going to alieviate us of the responsibilties implicit in dealing with the ever-growing gobs of human feces appearing (as if by divine intervention!) in our personal doggie dishes.

I don’t care if it’s out of fear that you don’t face down the FaceLess with me. It’s always been so obvious to me that an oligarchy controlled the Western world. One controls Japan, in collusion with the Imperial aristocracy which they kept. One controls India, created by the Aryans when they took over the ArcheoTamil world. Ghandi was a pale motherfucker, huh? They’re good at it, them Aryan Cousins of mine.

In the West they didn’t fare so well. No Bible. That’s key in the beginning. This is why it’s easy to blame the Jews; their founding autocrat wrote the bible that the whole of Western Culture looks to as some sort of keystone. Here’s the kicker, boys and girls:

No Gods empower these people.

In case you haven’t noticed, those symbol sets don’t mean shit in physical reality, being as the sky is empty. No MagicMan in the clouds. So that’s all just control myths. And you have to be pretty fucking broken to let some other idiot’s poorly plaguarized spook story control you into giving real authority to elitist thugs.

Every Jew i know wants nothing to do with Israel and gets no Hanakhah gifts with Tel Aviv postmarks, dig? Every blond i know wants nothing to with Nazi scumbags and has no claim on their ancestral farmland in the Rhone Valley, every Londoner i know has no love for the Royals….

…hmph. I don’t know any Londoners, actually. Fucking go back to 1812, everybody. NOW.

Alright, here’s a happy Revolutionary Music Video to motivate you.

Tania (Be Cool About Fire Safety, Comrade Paris!)

I’ll be there waiting. Hurry up, and somebody PLEASE give Paris an AK.

Sorry if i yelled…No, fuck that. Sorry if you think Democracy isn’t worth looking into.

All Power To The People™.

Bogus Imaginary Property Tax Refund Scams

M03 Gr33n – Walk OnIs it safe, Comrades and Babies? Can we come out now?It’s always as safe as the nexus of one’s preparedness and willingess to sacrifice. Remember that.Fight Digital Enclosure and Refuse Imaginary Property.The FCC and our Intertubes are becoming better aquainted.This is a Very Bad Thing. To wit:

Steal This Film, Too!

open playlist in new windowThe first part for those just joining us here on the EPirate Maine:Filesharing is NOT just a free lunch.open playlist in new windowOf course one should (i believe) pay homage to Sri Abbie at the mention of socialized stealing as a means of resisting Enclosure.

Abbie Hoffman – Steal This Movie

open playlist in new windowThey killed him, you know. Prior to Gulf 1. Yep. Said it was suicide by pills. Yep. Abbie Hoffman, veteran Acid Warrior, the White Panther.Aum.WTF, it’s Applied Piracy Awareness Day, Everyday. Always.

Time To Go 10-8, People.

open playlist in new windowWhile researching/media-culling for the RapeJoke (Ep 2 release date: tomorrow) it struck me: some of the killers who kill for a living come back from the places we sent them to kill people in with, like, issues. Wacky, wild stuff. It’s like if you feed a pitbull gunpowder and broken glass between fights and beatings it may not work out as a lapdog after a while.Go fig’.

Post Quagmire Stress Disorder

open playlist in new windowHere’s a tasty little dish about everyone’s favorite sweetener.

Sweet Misery

open playlist in new windowAre some of you pukes STILL biting your tiny toenails RE: the sick spacklejob covering the multiple abcessed ulcers on the American Corpus Politi known as Election 2008? WTF? You don’t believe the stark reality explicated via The Only Complete™ Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure? Read the codes again; the situation remains the same. After New Hamshire’s obviously fudged tally i would think a Citizen pretty fucking dull in maintaining an illusion that the votes of average people are really translated into Diebold (or ESS) electoral entabulations. Besides, who’s a reall choice? Fucking Ron Paul? Why, because he hasn’t done anything but make money the whole race? Because he’s a REAL Republican, and thinks that democracy is opposed to “The Rule Of Law”? 911? Oh, yeah, he’ll TOTALLY force a new, unbiased, forensically unimpeachable (L0lz) investigation. As sure as he’ll get the GOP nomination he will, no doubt.Fucking grow up. The best thing to do is to support a third party candidate to underline the point that no-one asked us who we wanted to choose from, or how debates would be run, or aired, or how campaigns would be fairly financed…or anything. Pick the Darkest Horse.Since (Psuedo)Democracy Now! saw fit to splice in Dennis The Heinous, as if he was the only excluded Presidential Hopeful, i see fit to firmly point to Hon. Mike Gravel as the Universal Persona Non-Gratia for the 2008 US Presidential Shadow Play. Technically a Dem, but National won’t admit it.

Gravel in ’08!

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Special Victimizing Units Education Management

Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but…well, i’ve been gettin’ some more some than usual-ally some-sum.

Some what, prithee mayhaps?

Massaging The Glass Teat

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Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:

That’s OUR Surplus, Slicke!

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Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren’t running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.

FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole

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That’s right, Charlie can’t surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn’t even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude’s a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?

HELLS NO.

That ain’t right.

Bob’s Alright

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I know we’re NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still…

DemoKrazy


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…am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and…well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it’s changed name-charters to…WTF…St Mary’s Rape College? Shit, i can’t remember right now…BRB…

Boy’s Life



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…W/e, i’ll look it up later. Point is, they’re all fucking sickos, yeah, but they’re also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should’ve cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs. Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha. Not a problem now; it’s a Brave New Globalism. Look! There’s a Hun below!

Žižek-a-lackin’



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Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.

Justice as a Function of Time/Distance

The King can do no wrong, or at least can’t be tried for it; as that may divulge sensitive data critical to His Inteligence Work™. Which is so brilliant. Although domesticly His Excellency’s drooling lackies seem to think that IEDs could bloom in shopping malls near YourTown anyday now. Which is most probably no doubt scheduled, but will remain unacted on. See, it’s the End of 3rd Quarter, Autumn of a year prior to a presidential election. Cheney and Dubya will have to light the fuse themselves, and they’d better hurry. It seems that Time is about to become a Distance, and this will probably sting a little.


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Common Sense (2007)

King Missile III- Royal Lunch Buffet
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The following is standard Propaganda, created to promote the Constitutionalist Party.

Common Sense:
Toward a More Perfect Union

Two hundred and ten years ago, our first Chief Executive declined the call to serve a 3rd term. The living embodiment of Enlightenment leadership offered the following caveats about political parties in his farewell speech:

“This spirit, unfortunately, is inseparable from our nature, having its root in the strongest passions of the human mind. It exists under different shapes in all governments, more or less stifled, controlled, or repressed; but, in those of the popular form, it is seen in its greatest rankness, and is truly their worst enemy.
“The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty.
“Without looking forward to an extremity of this kind (which nevertheless ought not to be entirely out of sight), the common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.
“It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms, kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which finds a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another.
“There is an opinion that parties in free countries are useful checks upon the administration of the government and serve to keep alive the spirit of liberty. This within certain limits is probably true; and in governments of a monarchical cast, patriotism may look with indulgence, if not with favor, upon the spirit of party. But in those of the popular character, in governments purely elective, it is a spirit not to be encouraged. From their natural tendency, it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose. And there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be by force of public opinion, to mitigate and assuage it. A fire not to be quenched, it demands a uniform vigilance to prevent its bursting into a flame, lest, instead of warming, it should consume.”

The interceding centuries have provided well for Washington’s foresight, with the landscape of our nation’s political machinations springing forth new parties to reinvigorate the process of government at regular intervals. Now, it falls upon citizens of our great republic to once again reshape the corpus politic with an organic body of renewed vitality, a forumn free from reactionary positionalism borne by decades of contention. It is our duty to our history, our sacred heritage of democratic spirit, to enjoin our peers in the monumental effort to set higher standards of administrative trust.
Whatever your current affiliation, allegience or obligation, it is your personal civic duty to help build this new organ of political power. Your voice will help shape the chorus we are striving to tune. Your dreams will guide our intent. Your concerns will sharpen our resolve.
You don’t have to join this new party to make it work for you, but your duty as an American citizen behooves you to help shape its’ reality.
Our primary cause is one of universal necessity: the establishment of direct democratic process in the selection of our President by the removal of the electoral system. We stand now at a technological vantage point hitherto unknown to humankind, one that easily facilitates the requirements for true democracy. The brass ring so long sought after, fought for, paid for in blood and toil by untold generations of men and women is finally effectively in our grasp.
Reach out with us and take it. We owe it to our fallen, we owe it to our children.
It is a matter of common sense. Join the Campaign to Elect Citizen j today, and join the dialogue that will shape the future of democracy in America.

-Citizen j, April 2006

More 411 at

The Constitutionalists’ Warroom

Disappeared

Now, i’m not the one to talk 9-11 Truth with, as anyone who’s read more than 2-3 entries should gather. I know who profitted from the Double Uglies falling, and it wasn’t Kaliph Shiek Mohammed, Gee Dub or Teh Barv4ri0n 1llumiNaziZ. The former most probably did have a hand in the planning and execution, since it was his life’s work to bring the WTC down. No-one else was even on the radar, really. Gee Dub does as his scripted to do, and that’s all about Cheney’s aging Plumber buddies and the transnational war profiteers they work for. 9-11 may have been aided and abbetted by these sick fucks, but they would have invaded Iraq anyway. It’s what they do.

Who made money on it? That’s your suspect. No-one stands to gain anything from such an act except developers and insurance benificiaries. Al Que Do’h was/is OUR intell and covert op network, built with our good buddy Saud’s people, and they gained nothing from the towers falling. They had no reason to do it, and thus it is ignorant at best of the Administration to blame them; but they ARE a dull lot.

Missing YouTuber Halifaxion would disagree strongly with me.


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The above playlist is full of pro-Truther 9-11 vids and anti-Halifaxion posts from the Chomsky crowd.

Personally i think they’re both retarded for falling for the oldest trick New York has: a slumlord’s arson blamed on foreigners.

(BTW, i had a much better rythmn to this rhymless rant on Blogspot; but da ‘Press doesn’t jive with my jukeboxes or embeds. Hence, y’all get the truncated version sans a whole bunch of neat NASA/ESU/JPL soundfiles and such. I now clumsily segue to the REAL conspiracy.)

We are Them™. You know this. You STILL consume crap made by corporations who heedlessly waste today’s resources for tomorrow’s margin call.

WTF is up with that?


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W/E. I don’t drive, that’s all i can do here. Maybe some day (maybe soon, now that i have an uncomfortable amount of lesiure time) i’ll start sugaring your SUVs; but for now i mind my own eye-logs.

One thing we all should get motivated about is owning our governments in a mature, adult fashion. This will require non-partisan thinking, which comes easy if you ACTUALLY think about what these career politicians do to ensure thier dynasties, and how absolutely piss-poor the outcome ALWAYS is, has been, and will continue to be. It’s the result of cronyism, nepotism, and rhetorical polemic from a class of professional liars we allow to rule us, as if they have valid opinions or vision.

I’m most pleased to announce Nils’ video campaign, the next stage in the only REAL game in town.


Tro’ Da Bums Out!


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(Hey, i’d love it if you pussies were ready to wipe your asses and join me in a fight for direct democracy, but after a year and a half i understand that you’re too scared of yourselves to think about it. Ron Paul – your ass is still MINE, though. The rest of you should baby-step into electoral responsibility by implementing the ideas expressed above.)