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Meme Vectoring and Office Supply Shrinkage

Hey, wanna take it to the man?
Load up a few sheets of your company’s Avery 5160 address label stock &

D/l a PDF to prink from work.

Common Sense (2007)

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The following is standard Propaganda, created to promote the Constitutionalist Party.

Common Sense:
Toward a More Perfect Union

Two hundred and ten years ago, our first Chief Executive declined the call to serve a 3rd term. The living embodiment of Enlightenment leadership offered the following caveats about political parties in his farewell speech:

“This spirit, unfortunately, is inseparable from our nature, having its root in the strongest passions of the human mind. It exists under different shapes in all governments, more or less stifled, controlled, or repressed; but, in those of the popular form, it is seen in its greatest rankness, and is truly their worst enemy.
“The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty.
“Without looking forward to an extremity of this kind (which nevertheless ought not to be entirely out of sight), the common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.
“It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms, kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which finds a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another.
“There is an opinion that parties in free countries are useful checks upon the administration of the government and serve to keep alive the spirit of liberty. This within certain limits is probably true; and in governments of a monarchical cast, patriotism may look with indulgence, if not with favor, upon the spirit of party. But in those of the popular character, in governments purely elective, it is a spirit not to be encouraged. From their natural tendency, it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose. And there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be by force of public opinion, to mitigate and assuage it. A fire not to be quenched, it demands a uniform vigilance to prevent its bursting into a flame, lest, instead of warming, it should consume.”

The interceding centuries have provided well for Washington’s foresight, with the landscape of our nation’s political machinations springing forth new parties to reinvigorate the process of government at regular intervals. Now, it falls upon citizens of our great republic to once again reshape the corpus politic with an organic body of renewed vitality, a forumn free from reactionary positionalism borne by decades of contention. It is our duty to our history, our sacred heritage of democratic spirit, to enjoin our peers in the monumental effort to set higher standards of administrative trust.
Whatever your current affiliation, allegience or obligation, it is your personal civic duty to help build this new organ of political power. Your voice will help shape the chorus we are striving to tune. Your dreams will guide our intent. Your concerns will sharpen our resolve.
You don’t have to join this new party to make it work for you, but your duty as an American citizen behooves you to help shape its’ reality.
Our primary cause is one of universal necessity: the establishment of direct democratic process in the selection of our President by the removal of the electoral system. We stand now at a technological vantage point hitherto unknown to humankind, one that easily facilitates the requirements for true democracy. The brass ring so long sought after, fought for, paid for in blood and toil by untold generations of men and women is finally effectively in our grasp.
Reach out with us and take it. We owe it to our fallen, we owe it to our children.
It is a matter of common sense. Join the Campaign to Elect Citizen j today, and join the dialogue that will shape the future of democracy in America.

-Citizen j, April 2006

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Now, i’m not the one to talk 9-11 Truth with, as anyone who’s read more than 2-3 entries should gather. I know who profitted from the Double Uglies falling, and it wasn’t Kaliph Shiek Mohammed, Gee Dub or Teh Barv4ri0n 1llumiNaziZ. The former most probably did have a hand in the planning and execution, since it was his life’s work to bring the WTC down. No-one else was even on the radar, really. Gee Dub does as his scripted to do, and that’s all about Cheney’s aging Plumber buddies and the transnational war profiteers they work for. 9-11 may have been aided and abbetted by these sick fucks, but they would have invaded Iraq anyway. It’s what they do.

Who made money on it? That’s your suspect. No-one stands to gain anything from such an act except developers and insurance benificiaries. Al Que Do’h was/is OUR intell and covert op network, built with our good buddy Saud’s people, and they gained nothing from the towers falling. They had no reason to do it, and thus it is ignorant at best of the Administration to blame them; but they ARE a dull lot.

Missing YouTuber Halifaxion would disagree strongly with me.

Halifaxion Memorial

The above playlist is full of pro-Truther 9-11 vids and anti-Halifaxion posts from the Chomsky crowd.

Personally i think they’re both retarded for falling for the oldest trick New York has: a slumlord’s arson blamed on foreigners.

(BTW, i had a much better rythmn to this rhymless rant on Blogspot; but da ‘Press doesn’t jive with my jukeboxes or embeds. Hence, y’all get the truncated version sans a whole bunch of neat NASA/ESU/JPL soundfiles and such. I now clumsily segue to the REAL conspiracy.)

We are Them™. You know this. You STILL consume crap made by corporations who heedlessly waste today’s resources for tomorrow’s margin call.

WTF is up with that?

Labor Value

W/E. I don’t drive, that’s all i can do here. Maybe some day (maybe soon, now that i have an uncomfortable amount of lesiure time) i’ll start sugaring your SUVs; but for now i mind my own eye-logs.

One thing we all should get motivated about is owning our governments in a mature, adult fashion. This will require non-partisan thinking, which comes easy if you ACTUALLY think about what these career politicians do to ensure thier dynasties, and how absolutely piss-poor the outcome ALWAYS is, has been, and will continue to be. It’s the result of cronyism, nepotism, and rhetorical polemic from a class of professional liars we allow to rule us, as if they have valid opinions or vision.

I’m most pleased to announce Nils’ video campaign, the next stage in the only REAL game in town.

Tro’ Da Bums Out!

Tenure Corrupts!

(Hey, i’d love it if you pussies were ready to wipe your asses and join me in a fight for direct democracy, but after a year and a half i understand that you’re too scared of yourselves to think about it. Ron Paul – your ass is still MINE, though. The rest of you should baby-step into electoral responsibility by implementing the ideas expressed above.)