Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but…well, i’ve been gettin’ some more some than usual-ally some-sum.
Some what, prithee mayhaps?
Massaging The Glass Teat
Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:
That’s OUR Surplus, Slicke!
Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren’t running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.
FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole
That’s right, Charlie can’t surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn’t even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude’s a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?
That ain’t right.
I know we’re NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still…
open playlist in new window
…am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and…well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it’s changed name-charters to…WTF…St Mary’s Rape College? Shit, i can’t remember right now…BRB…
…W/e, i’ll look it up later. Point is, they’re all fucking sickos, yeah, but they’re also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should’ve cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs. Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha. Not a problem now; it’s a Brave New Globalism. Look! There’s a Hun below!
Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.