Category Archives: war

Bogus Imaginary Property Tax Refund Scams

M03 Gr33n – Walk OnIs it safe, Comrades and Babies? Can we come out now?It’s always as safe as the nexus of one’s preparedness and willingess to sacrifice. Remember that.Fight Digital Enclosure and Refuse Imaginary Property.The FCC and our Intertubes are becoming better aquainted.This is a Very Bad Thing. To wit:

Steal This Film, Too!

open playlist in new windowThe first part for those just joining us here on the EPirate Maine:Filesharing is NOT just a free lunch.open playlist in new windowOf course one should (i believe) pay homage to Sri Abbie at the mention of socialized stealing as a means of resisting Enclosure.

Abbie Hoffman – Steal This Movie

open playlist in new windowThey killed him, you know. Prior to Gulf 1. Yep. Said it was suicide by pills. Yep. Abbie Hoffman, veteran Acid Warrior, the White Panther.Aum.WTF, it’s Applied Piracy Awareness Day, Everyday. Always.

Time To Go 10-8, People.

open playlist in new windowWhile researching/media-culling for the RapeJoke (Ep 2 release date: tomorrow) it struck me: some of the killers who kill for a living come back from the places we sent them to kill people in with, like, issues. Wacky, wild stuff. It’s like if you feed a pitbull gunpowder and broken glass between fights and beatings it may not work out as a lapdog after a while.Go fig’.

Post Quagmire Stress Disorder

open playlist in new windowHere’s a tasty little dish about everyone’s favorite sweetener.

Sweet Misery

open playlist in new windowAre some of you pukes STILL biting your tiny toenails RE: the sick spacklejob covering the multiple abcessed ulcers on the American Corpus Politi known as Election 2008? WTF? You don’t believe the stark reality explicated via The Only Complete™ Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure? Read the codes again; the situation remains the same. After New Hamshire’s obviously fudged tally i would think a Citizen pretty fucking dull in maintaining an illusion that the votes of average people are really translated into Diebold (or ESS) electoral entabulations. Besides, who’s a reall choice? Fucking Ron Paul? Why, because he hasn’t done anything but make money the whole race? Because he’s a REAL Republican, and thinks that democracy is opposed to “The Rule Of Law”? 911? Oh, yeah, he’ll TOTALLY force a new, unbiased, forensically unimpeachable (L0lz) investigation. As sure as he’ll get the GOP nomination he will, no doubt.Fucking grow up. The best thing to do is to support a third party candidate to underline the point that no-one asked us who we wanted to choose from, or how debates would be run, or aired, or how campaigns would be fairly financed…or anything. Pick the Darkest Horse.Since (Psuedo)Democracy Now! saw fit to splice in Dennis The Heinous, as if he was the only excluded Presidential Hopeful, i see fit to firmly point to Hon. Mike Gravel as the Universal Persona Non-Gratia for the 2008 US Presidential Shadow Play. Technically a Dem, but National won’t admit it.

Gravel in ’08!

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Special Victimizing Units Education Management

Sorry if i seem to be withholding on the next installment of the Rape Joke That Is January Primaries, but…well, i’ve been gettin’ some more some than usual-ally some-sum.

Some what, prithee mayhaps?

Massaging The Glass Teat

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Some focal examplary specifics for our coming Green Man Memorial Enclosure Expo:

That’s OUR Surplus, Slicke!

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Enclosure is Thier™ Process. Some humans do require a kennel, to be sure. Even some dogs who never personally never ate chickens and weren’t running with a pack on a given hypothetical night still, perhaps, need to be denied access to the Public Commons.

FunctInstruct: HowTo Insure Denial of Parole

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That’s right, Charlie can’t surf. Never killed anyone, wouldn’t even be culpable as a Driver or for Aiding and Abbetting.
I still say i agree with the panel. Dude’s a liability. The rest of the Population has free, unrestricted access to the Resources of the Commons as a basic Civil Right, yes?

HELLS NO.

That ain’t right.

Bob’s Alright

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I know we’re NOT a Democracy and all, and it appears as if this is by your Choice, BTW; but still…

DemoKrazy


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…am i supposed to believe that you approve of continued ineptitude and…well, just general impotence and faggotry in the more than merely lackluster performance of the CADS (Civilian Advisory Death Squads) who get rubber-stamp certified by the School of the Americas? Now that it’s changed name-charters to…WTF…St Mary’s Rape College? Shit, i can’t remember right now…BRB…

Boy’s Life



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…W/e, i’ll look it up later. Point is, they’re all fucking sickos, yeah, but they’re also creepy, closeted fags from pussy neighborhoods. They suck. I think we should’ve cut our losses after the Bay of Pigs and outsourced to Mongol or Cossack thugs. Oh wait, the Soviets. Right. Gotcha. Not a problem now; it’s a Brave New Globalism. Look! There’s a Hun below!

Žižek-a-lackin’



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Oh yeah. One more thing: Revolutionary Theory Is Neither.

Watching the Skys, Nets

Let’s not add to the rolling snowball of self-perpetuated insanity that has most recently gathered a hefty layer from The Decider’s proclaimations of sanction ag’in Shi’ite Persia.

Let’s instead look at what, perhaps, They™ would use such sabre-rattling clamor to obfuscate. Reports of true Kafkaesquisity in the ever-growing beurokrautik
double-blind farce of the WatchList, which a SlashDot post posits is most probably fueled by datamining. With recent NSA and telecom collusion coming into fine focus, one might argue that this is not so much a lame-duck Presidency as an infant totalitarian dictatorship we here in the US of A have allowed to bloom.

Not this Candidate.

Personally, i’ve always thought that the NSA had best be wiretapping and the FBI watchlisting and the CIA renditioning and such. I just would have thought these agencies more targetted and adroit at thier game, like they were during the CoIntelPro days. These days their nets are too big, too broad and ill-suited to the tasks. They aren’t going to catch any fishies like this, all they’re going to do is piss good people off. Or scare them.

This doesn’t make it any more palattable. It just makes us a bigger target, which we didn’t need help with. We’ve been, as the Latin Americans who survived our decades of death squads and dictators say, “pinche hue Gringos.” What’s the gain in this game Cheney and Company are running?

Follow the money. The “left” press is almost there; watch them pull back from it like a slug from salt. It’s right under your noses when you sniff at Fox news. It’s why we fight in Afganistan, Iraq, and every other Eastern Hemisphere theatre, it’s why you were so confused about the voracity with which the shut-down of Lyndon LaRouche was effected.

If you say “oil” i swear to Maa i’ll fucking reach through the tubes and smack your dumb asses. I done tol’ allz’y’all prior that the USA is not going to get oil from Iraq. That much is obvious, or should be, to anyone with access to the internet who cares enough to look into who owns the damn pipelines. However, follow those pipelines and they’ll lead you home.

If you care.

If not, look up. There’s a new star in the North Eastern skies.

Wardrums and Doldrums

One would think that the assasination of a model collaborator would teach the Hawks something about the difference between a winning strategy and the type of half-assed muddle the US is waging against the people of Iraq.
If one assumed that they cared.
Hawks never care. Inside every Hawk is a sociopathic disconnect, more of a short-circuit than a soul, that clings onto visions of glory and military victory as justification for murder. The facts of any given situation are neatly rounded into a cop-drama script fo them, and carpet-bombing and torture are then easily seen as reasonable approaches to the issue. They never take the human factor seriously, and thus fail to notice when the boys they sent out to kill strangers start losing faith in the good fight.

Added some new vids to the Quagmire Player.



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In honor of IslamoFascist Week, let’s review Shi’ite Persian Props.


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I wouldn’t advise a hot war with Iran.

But hey, i care.

Confessors of The City

An Inspiror
The Adventures of Confessions of Saint Augustine Bear

Get Your War On
Get All Your War On

Since i know some people in New York read this, i thought i’d give a Destination Event Suggestion ~ Form Of: David Rees in Greenpoint for a free engagement at Word Books. Buy a copy of both books, whose royalties go towards landmine removal.
MDC 5
“We can’t walk over there.”

I note that the US is having an unrequited honeymoon with our new nuclear bedfellows in the World’s Largest Democacy™, India. Thanks for blue-balling America back to dealing with that clusterbombing hooker in Tel Aviv, Singh.

W/e. Here’s 78 vids of Sri Carlin.

The Confessions Of Saint George

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