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Hot gay Action And Unilateral Decisions

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N35t – Decidedly gay

Last fall i had an idea to begin an all-out viral meme offensive against the worst and most directly involved offenders of the military-industrial complex. This meant targeting the troops themselves, the sacrosanct First 4 Columns, the Second Estate, Our Brave Heroes™. Not a popular target. This is why i am the scourge of American Leftism™ (in addition to my actually being Leftist): i call Bullshit on the alleged non-culpability of the willing tool used in commision of a crime. Guns don’t kill people, but people who opt for a career as Gun-for-Hire do, and should be vilfied for this selfish and elementarially unethical descision.Fuck the Second Estate; who are more an extension of the oligarchy “Nobility” that usurped this eponymous entitlement every day, who betray the class whose bodies fill their rank and file, who use the myth of patriotic bravery to disguise cowardly acts of thugish recklessness. Murder is murder, rape is rape, inhumanity is inhumane by identity alone regardless of blanket apologies or oxymoronic reasoning proffered by bureaucracies to justify sanctioned violence. There is no such thing as a “pre-emptive strike” or a “defensive incursion”; there is only an attack or a defence.BTW, “defense” is spelled “defence” in English, due to the “c=s and s=z if followed by e” rule of phonetics. “Defence”, as in “of (de) border guard (fence)”. The spread of the misspelling meme has me a tad concerned.I realize that blanket blaming all military professionals is perhaps unproductive, but it is nonetheless a logical ethical argument. Consider it collective punishment. The Troops™ can be Gaza to my Israel. My chosen clusterbomb: derision of manhood by allegation of homosexuality. First objective for surgical strike: The SOA.

US Foreign Policy Is A Rape Joke: Take 4

open playlist in new windowThe School of the Americas, now known as the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Co-operation (WHISC, onomonopaediac if one considers the sounds of sweeping something under a rug) has been the public face on US-sponsored state terrorism since the Bay of Pigs. Operation Condor, the Biafra Wars, Pol Pot, Los Bros Hussain and of course the Taliban all trace their sense and insensibilities to this little piece of publicly funded Hell in Florida. Senior thesis work and internships are done across the water at Guantanimo Bay. This involves explaining the utility of rape as a deterrent to whistleblowers, organizers, and participants in democracy.So our target demographic is men from 18-34 with social integration dysfuntia who enjoy physical activity in close proximity to other men; and who need to be taught why they should rape women even when previously given blank checks for perpetrating every sort of vile violation on other humans. This implies that the average cadet at this school needs encouragement to violate women, in fact needs specific mission-critical instruction as to why they shouldn’t just concentrate on the testicular techniques they had so eagerly soaked up in the classes prior.These guys are gay.Not “Gay”, uppercase, which is an entitlement of honor meaning that the person, place, thing or nouned verb in question is Fabulous and/or homosexual. The American Boys’ Schoolboys are “gay”, lowercase, which is a term of derision originating with straight men directed at people, places, things or nouned verbs which we find to be a waste of time. Like a caucus, a perfect example of an event where tasteless idiots clammor ass-over-cockholster for the opportunity to wear a styrofoam straw hat and have red white and blue bunting pounded into their urethrae by a surrogate SuperDelegate™ while voicing the preference that their Party Boss has told them to chose in the hotly bid-upon cakewalk of Deusche or Turd Sandwich.Fucking gay, is what that waste of time is.So is the action of giving it lip service. So is every man and woman working at Gitmo.I ran the semantics past a friend who i consider quite an intellect, a lab manager from another state who has been a proud member of the homosexual communitee since…well, since right about now. He’s Gay, sure, but he has a life and shit; perhaps i shouldn’t have made him spokesmench for all of homosexual America but i did and i’m not really sorry about it since he saw where i was coming from, understood what the use of “gay” to a straight man meant as far as he could, was intrigued by the use of “Gay” as a proper entitlement (like “Hispanic” or “White”) and by the idea of retooling a word for the mutual empowerment of opposed demographics by fully schisming it into a proper noun and a common gerund (“Black” vs “black”). He said “OK.” srry.So that’s why the above song got released. No offense meant to True Gays, Poms, or WTFE; and i don’t mean to lump allzy’all in with the likes of Dubya, either. You’re all Golden to me; Know This.Moving on. Turns out that Leap Year worked a number on Black History Month. Now it’s Black History Year, and i’m the Cracka what’s gonna make it stick.

Aye To Eyemran

open playlist in new window Saint Sri Georgie “Old Fuck” Carlin is back, of course, with new shtick.

Sri Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya

open playlist in new window Oh, yeah. It’s Black History Year, All Year. Did i mention that?

Eddie Griffin: Dysfunctional Family

open playlist in new window That is all from Central at this time-code. Remember to enjoy yourselves, steal from work and slack off on Company Time.

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Happy New World Rape Joke.

Rape Joke, Take 1.A Rape Joke.Here’s some nicely B0t’d spam from this morning.

 

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  • The Aristocrats, and Other Rape Jokes

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    Massaging The Glass Teat

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    The Duke, The Clown, The Kids & US

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    Pass The Paine

    Tricky – Black Steel

    Candidate’s Prememoriae: Since about half of this campaign’s support (and staff) are (surprisingly) inelligable to sign on as petitioners due to suspensions of civil liberties recieved as bonus pain with felony convictions, i hereby pass the following down the block…

    From: Thousand Kites
    Date: Dec 4, 2007 11:34 AM

    Dear Citizen J,

    The Thousand Kites Team would like to ask for your support for a special radio project called Calls from Home. Calls from Home is a simple project. We open our recording studio’s toll-free number from 3-11pm on December 11th and record calls from prisoner families and supporters from across the country.

    We then broadcast the program on over 120 radio stations across the country and bring hundreds of voices (people singing songs, reading poems, and speaking from the heart) to hundreds of thousands of prisoners. We need your help in spreading the word and making the program as strong as possible. Here is how you can help us.

    – Call in to the show on Dec. 11th from 3-11pm eastern time. Call toll free at 888-396-1208 and the Thousand Kites team will be there to take your call. We usually just say “Caller, you’re on the air, who would you like to send a message to tonight?”

    – If you want to call a message in right now you can call our answering machine at 877-518-0606.

    – Spread the word to other people. Please pass this on and ask other folks to get involved. You can learn more at our website at www.thousandkites.org

    – After the show is recorded we put it up for free downloads. Download it and get it played our your local community radio station, play a section at a meeting, get it played at a church, class, or even in a prison and hold a discussion about incarceration in the United States.

    Finally, help us spread the word on My Space. Please re-post this to your friends.

    Peace,
    Thousand Kites Team

    email: thousandkitesproject@gmail.com
    phone: 606.633.0108
    www.thousandkites.org

    ——–/———

    To be pedantically Kantian about it, our Hero of The Age (Of Reason) is STILL Sri Thomas Paine, World Citizen Pretend and Shit-Stirrer Excelsior. Paine spent time in multiple prisons thanks to his propensity to speak Truth to Power, championing Democracy and secular egalitarian reform. To know his story is to know the history of the Amero-Anglican Schism known as The Revolutionary War; and thus understand why he languished in that Death Row Castle and Deepest of Holes, the Bastille, while the new Nation he helped create ignored his plight and betrayed his work.

    Bring The Paine

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    Modern bellwether, Sri Abbie Hoffman, knew the sting of Authority’s ire well.

    Steal This Movie!

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    Any thing else i have for allzy’all at this point would be distressing and depressing and generally de-progressing.

    So here’s some funny guys.

    Williams’ Street

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    If you watch both playlists en totale, you’ll note that both comedians tell jokes involving inter-species sex between primates. I think that’s a clue.

    Chapelle

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    Confessors of The City

    An Inspiror
    The Adventures of Confessions of Saint Augustine Bear

    Get Your War On
    Get All Your War On

    Since i know some people in New York read this, i thought i’d give a Destination Event Suggestion ~ Form Of: David Rees in Greenpoint for a free engagement at Word Books. Buy a copy of both books, whose royalties go towards landmine removal.
    MDC 5
    “We can’t walk over there.”

    I note that the US is having an unrequited honeymoon with our new nuclear bedfellows in the World’s Largest Democacy™, India. Thanks for blue-balling America back to dealing with that clusterbombing hooker in Tel Aviv, Singh.

    W/e. Here’s 78 vids of Sri Carlin.

    The Confessions Of Saint George

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    Black Tuesday

    Live, From Death Row…

    Sri Doktor Mumia Abu Jamal’s words from death row come via
    PrisonRadio.Org
    and are video mixed by
    Suryu, aKa ThierSpacer Ismael. /Props!

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    Mumia’s on a roll this month, and Ismail’s servin’ it up like Mothers’ Day in BC. Why? Why, you wonder, fellow White Person? Yes, you, no matter what the checkbox on your ID says; if you’re reading this you come from a space that is essentially in opposition to that of folks like Doktor Jamal and Sri X.


    FBI Cointelpro – war on black america
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    En vogue – Free Your Mind
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    Oooops, did i stray suddenly too far Camp? STFU, Crackiditty Tom. I bring news from Spartacus and the 5th; they have braved through the seductions of Syndication to deliver Boondocks Anew!


    The.Boondocks.S02E01
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    WAY more than you’ll ever get outta that goddamn democracy-hating Libertarian Red Herring in a Republican’s cowl, Ron Paul. He’s not your buddy, kid. He’s an elitist who has the terminity to admit it in face of the growing abyss between Us and Them™. One last list to ponder, and a thought to help you gnost’ it: Who’s more actively a participant in the marginalization of the Common Citizen ~ Condi ‘ice or Mikael Richards?

    Heckler Watch


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    …And Now, The Other News.

    This is the B-Side to the previous nicey-nice post of food and chuckles.

    Aljazeera English Special Reports


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    Iraq: The hidden facts


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    OK, shake it off with Louis CK.

    Lucky LouisVille

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    Tandoor Norge and Arab Entertainments

    Hungry like a muthafucka over here. Time for….

    ¡Tandoor Norge mit Cj Beavers’ Son!

    A PanIndoAryan marriage of epicurean economy and simplicity for the poor and very poor alike!

    Don’t git sc’ir’dt, now. That’s just black salt rubbed on the ribs. These are end-of-season country-style pork ribs; a bargain at $1.69 per steak. Boneless. Nice.

    After a salt rub and thorough rince, brown the meat in a dash of oil with some chopped garlic and a liberal pinch from all the spices you’ll be using.
    The spices you’ll need: tumerick, yellow curry, mustard seed, caraway, cumin, green curry paste, garam masala, powdered basil, sumac, and your own secret Vindalooperizer, whatever that is.

    That’s the black rocksalt i did the rub with in the saucer with my yellow onion and garlic. This is a mild curry.

    While the meat is browning slice up a couple of organically grown carrots and a shallot shipped fresh from Montana disguised as stereo parts. Or improvise. Might want some potatoes? I usually do. I also usually throw in some apple with pork or lamb.
    When the meat is nicely brown and sealed hit it with the spices again and lower the heat to simmer down some more onions.

    OMG! You did have a Dutch Oven in the oven which you were preheating to 350 (Fahr.), right? Srry, my bad for not specifying that as the first thing to do. I always set both halves in with the water i’ll need for my rice split between the two; so about 1.5 cups of water in the bottom and another 3/4 in the top.
    When it’s at temp and the meat’s browned, layer the bottom with carrots and onion/shallot. Thrown in dry rice (2:1=water:rice for most white types).
    Put your flesh and flavors on the pile.

    In the same pan you seared the meat with, combine a teaspoon or 2 of green curry paste with 1/4 cup of water.
    When no one else is looking, throw a pinch of cinnimon into this. Whisk it up real nice and pretty, douche it into the Dutch Oven.
    Surround your meat with the rest of the tubers and apple. This is a rather low pile; the more vegative/fruit stuff you cover the rice and meat with the better. Spice it again.

    Pop it in for 40 minutes, at which time you may want to check for water levels and flip the meat. If you put in a splash or three of extra liquid (broth, miso soup, Nun’s blood, W/E) you can let it ride for the next 40 minutes. Total time will be about 1:20 (80 minutes) total or until rice is done.

    While we’re waiting for our personal pork roasts to roast, let’s watch some amusing Muslim folks.

    I redefined Occupied Territories to mean “everywhere”. It’s true. Check th’ neue adds to this player, Playa. From Iraq: “Fuck the Wahabi Fasir” and “Fuck Al’Queda”; and a nice new one from Nomads.

    MCz of tha OTz

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    ¡I Heart Qatar!

    Props 2 amnesia, our translatrix incognita from ILoveQatar.Net!!

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    Axis Of Evil


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