Happy New World Rape Joke.

Rape Joke, Take 1.A Rape Joke.Here’s some nicely B0t’d spam from this morning.

 

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The Aristocrats, and Other Rape Jokes

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Massaging The Glass Teat

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The Duke, The Clown, The Kids & US

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This is not a rape joke.

SoundtrackingYeah, i decided against the Full Rape Joke For Christmas thang i was cookin’ up. Not to scare th’ Villagers, and all. Call me puss, call me soft on JudeoChrIslamicist Usurpation of Pre-Roman Custom. Call me Ishmael, W/e; just don’t you fucking look at me.BTW~ RE: Pakistankania- Please, don’t say that Democracy may be in danger there, too? OMGWTF?!? They™ said it couldn’t happen there.

Sri Bhutto: En Memoriae

open playlist in new windowI love the way this one is unraveling. Al Qu’e D’oh? Ex-KGB? She hit her head on the sunroof handle? We know it couldn’t have been recently-civilianized coup-d’creed Demagogue d’Magog Musharef; but any other crazed theories as to who assassinated Sri Benezir Bhutto may turn out to be as plausible and/or mandatorily acceptable in lieu of elections as the latest Official Word™.(Segue? Way!)

The AntiChrist Dajjal will be a Reptilian ShapeShifter open playlist in new window The New Improved Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.From Hashems Films. VideoChannelling By B0BThe Constitutionalist’s Warroom

Allzy’all can’t see this blogs stats, so let me explicate what it means to be one of those who are still with Us™ at this point. In the last couple months if deliberately tried to affect numbers one way or the other, at one point getting the bravest of Thee, Nase, to comment cautionarily. I Came upon Thee Rape Joke idea’r, and have now whittled Readership™ down to one quarter what it was in October (On average; i’m not counting the hellza-scary 500+ pageviews day, which i attribute to scripts-n-B0tz)So i assume that the 50-someodd of you are not one person. I assume that 10 of you are indeed B0tz. I assume 10 more are random cruise-throughs. 10 more are…what, Moderators? Nah. I’m a Mod somewhere myself; either they’d call me on something or pull it. ThierSpace Mods DO watch my pics, since i’m flag’d due to the Pr0nB0t Endorsement, Regardez:See how long it lasts this time.At any rate, i assume there’s about 20 of you, half of whom are p33pz i personally ACTUALLY know, as in R/L; i have touched some in their sleep (perhaps), or stolen food from; helped move, obtain or dispose of something or one. These are folks whom about 5 of which i have confidence in thier ability to discern the difference between the above and the below.The continuum explicit in the confluence of money and power which draws our collective along in it’s wake even as it drives us to carry it, aka Them™, is a very real nexus of men and lies whose angle of reproach is deliberately obscured.Invasion of the Katrinians

Enclosure 2007

Open Playlist in new windowYes, yes. They™ always get More. Why? Well, because some of us will take stuff from the rest of us by force if told to do so. Even if its stuff like orchards, or the airwaves. Pretty shitty, huh? The fact that only 5 of you (plus Nase, but he’s a Non-American so that don’t help us none) care to try to grok this means that of the 10 people i don’t know…well, probably 5 are with Them™.Luckily They™ are cheap and lazy. Tnx Gawd 4 teh cumbrrsum beurocraci3z.A B0tScr1b3 summed it up like this for me the other day:

• From: “lyddite West”To:�shuzapo@yahoo.comSubject: Buy ED VIRAGRAOnline Secure omrder, low priczes and fast, discvreet shipping wonrldwide.Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:37:12 +0000Order Teoday Get Tvomorrzow – SOFTGTABKSand mauny morke. http://lyndacroucherdq.googlepages.com/Oh, you neednt worry about that either, Raskolnikov went on in thesame tone. People with new ideas, people with the faintest capacity forsaying something new, are extremely few in number, extraordinarilyso in fact. One thing only is clear, that the appearance of all thesegrades and sub-divisions of men must follow with unfailing regularitysome law of nature. That law, of course, is unknown at present, but Iamconvinced that it exists, and one day may become known. The vast massofmankind is mere material, and only exists in order by some greateffort,by some mysterious process, by means of some crossing of races andstocks, to bring into the world at last perhaps one man out of athousand with a spark of independence. One in ten thousand perhapsIspeak roughly, approximatelyis born with some independence, and withstill greater independence one in a hundred thousand. The man of geniusis one of millions, and the great geniuses, the crown of humanity,appear on earth perhaps one in many thousand millions. In fact I havenot peeped into the retort in which all this takes place. But therecertainly is and must be a definite law, it cannot be a matter ofchance.

 

Oh yes. We’ll be touching on this “Law” some more some future some. 

Bring The Paine

open playlist in new windowHere’s some up-beat stories from the Occupied Terror-Tories. No really! Aljazeera got positively positive about Christmas in Nablus. W/e.Aljazeera English Special Reportsopen playlist in new windowA’ight, Crakaz. Mad love for NYE; anybody in SeaTown who knows of fucking ANYTHING worth going out for or to PLEASE lemme know. Otherwise it’s bottlerockets and rattlecans for all your picket fences. Maybe some.Be Social To Each Other, and Steal Time From Work.

Holiday Office Party FunBook

Here’s a fun way to lively-up the conversation around the punch bowl: Print out one or more of the PDFs created from the articles in this list and hang ’em around the breakroom like mistletoe! Remember to use the Company’s time and resources since it IS for the Staff Party and all.

http://www.projectcensored.org  The Top 25 Censored Stories of 2007  Listed on Project Censored 1. No Habeas Corpus for “Any Person” 2. Bush Moves Towards Martial Law 3. US Military Control of Africa’s Resources 4. Frenzy of Increasingly Destructive Trade Agreements 5. Human Traffic Builds US Embassy in Iraq 6. Operation FALCON Raids 7. Behind Blackwater Inc8. The US Neoliberal Invasion of India 9. Privatisation of America’s Infrastructure 10. Vulture Funds Threaten Poor Nations Debt Relief 11. The Scam of “Reconstruction” in Afghanistan 12. Another Massacre in Haiti by US Troops 13. Immigrant Roundups to Gain Cheap Labour for US Corporate Giants 14. Impunity for US War Criminals 15. Toxic Exposure can be Transmitted to Second Generations on a “Second Genetic Code” 16. No Hard Evidence Connecting Bin Laden to 9/11 17. Drinking Water Contaminated by Military and Corporations 18. Mexico’s Stolen Election 19. People’s Movement Challenges Neoliberal Agenda 20. Terror Act Against Animal Activists 21. US Seeks WTO Immunity for Illegal Farm Payments 22. North Invades Mexico23. Feinstein’s Conflict of Interest in Iraq 24. Media Misquotes Threat from Iran’s President 25. Who Will Profit from Native Energy?  D/L PDF of the Top 10 D/L PDF of the Bottom 15   D/L PDF of All 25 Articles

Watching the Skys, Nets

Let’s not add to the rolling snowball of self-perpetuated insanity that has most recently gathered a hefty layer from The Decider’s proclaimations of sanction ag’in Shi’ite Persia.

Let’s instead look at what, perhaps, They™ would use such sabre-rattling clamor to obfuscate. Reports of true Kafkaesquisity in the ever-growing beurokrautik
double-blind farce of the WatchList, which a SlashDot post posits is most probably fueled by datamining. With recent NSA and telecom collusion coming into fine focus, one might argue that this is not so much a lame-duck Presidency as an infant totalitarian dictatorship we here in the US of A have allowed to bloom.

Not this Candidate.

Personally, i’ve always thought that the NSA had best be wiretapping and the FBI watchlisting and the CIA renditioning and such. I just would have thought these agencies more targetted and adroit at thier game, like they were during the CoIntelPro days. These days their nets are too big, too broad and ill-suited to the tasks. They aren’t going to catch any fishies like this, all they’re going to do is piss good people off. Or scare them.

This doesn’t make it any more palattable. It just makes us a bigger target, which we didn’t need help with. We’ve been, as the Latin Americans who survived our decades of death squads and dictators say, “pinche hue Gringos.” What’s the gain in this game Cheney and Company are running?

Follow the money. The “left” press is almost there; watch them pull back from it like a slug from salt. It’s right under your noses when you sniff at Fox news. It’s why we fight in Afganistan, Iraq, and every other Eastern Hemisphere theatre, it’s why you were so confused about the voracity with which the shut-down of Lyndon LaRouche was effected.

If you say “oil” i swear to Maa i’ll fucking reach through the tubes and smack your dumb asses. I done tol’ allz’y’all prior that the USA is not going to get oil from Iraq. That much is obvious, or should be, to anyone with access to the internet who cares enough to look into who owns the damn pipelines. However, follow those pipelines and they’ll lead you home.

If you care.

If not, look up. There’s a new star in the North Eastern skies.

Wardrums and Doldrums

One would think that the assasination of a model collaborator would teach the Hawks something about the difference between a winning strategy and the type of half-assed muddle the US is waging against the people of Iraq.
If one assumed that they cared.
Hawks never care. Inside every Hawk is a sociopathic disconnect, more of a short-circuit than a soul, that clings onto visions of glory and military victory as justification for murder. The facts of any given situation are neatly rounded into a cop-drama script fo them, and carpet-bombing and torture are then easily seen as reasonable approaches to the issue. They never take the human factor seriously, and thus fail to notice when the boys they sent out to kill strangers start losing faith in the good fight.

Added some new vids to the Quagmire Player.

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In honor of IslamoFascist Week, let’s review Shi’ite Persian Props.

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I wouldn’t advise a hot war with Iran.

But hey, i care.