Category Archives: Conspiracy Theories

X-Test Day

Malcolm And The SnakesThe original vid from Citizen Username pennilesscripple.Malcolm in the Middle (Every Day Is X Day)A slight audio cleaning and reviding towards more scurilous symbology by a known pro-reptillian. Featuring C_j as The Aryan Dready D’jjahlock.DrugWarsDec 13, 2004 – Murder of Gary WebbDateLine 14-12-04: DrugwarUploaded by _cVc_

The Perfect Plan To Rid US Of The Dark Knight

Muahaha.

M03 Gr33n – Let It Burn
Go see Moe’s Place on ThierSpace!
I’ve got you now, Batman, you Chomsky-sucking mutherfugg…

Srry, y’all. That one’s a particularly hilarious-to-me “joke” that even a Presidential Hopeful™ can’t summon the solipsism to elucidate. The RapeJoke of US Foreign Policy is funnier. Moe would get it. Battim, if you find this, know that i won’t rest until you get it too. I’m sorry that it won’t be as funny as:

USFPIARJ Teaser Wants You And Dresses Like It Too.

Srry, that’s the RapeJoke of US Development And Enclosure/Domestic Policy. So hard to keep them separate.

Anyway, that shit ain’t funny, and i know you know i know this, and you had best be aware that am fully aware of the former, and am still going to shove it in any and every face i see, even the “innocent” amongst the wellwishers, when ere hence i boil it down to servable dimentia.

Qua? Because…because you fuckers are driving your cars around, paying the banks and companies what They™ tell you to, acting like you’ve got a fucking say in who becomes Bush’s heir to the puppethone, acting like even if you did have a say there was a cunting difference on stage between the 6 wastes of skin offered, and all the while your tax dollars are once again paying for worldwide outsourcing of rape and murder at increasing rates; and you act as if this is understandable given how crazy Arabs are.

Worse, you act like you believe this cockamamie half-assed lie is fooling you, and then…l0lz, get this shit..THEN YOU ACT LIKE I’M SUPPOSED TO NOT CALL YOU ON IT.

Oh Cracka i KNOW you ain’t that high.

Which of you females reading this is thinking “Obama or Hilary?” WHICH ONE OF YOU?

Fucking better be NONE. Serious. WTF? You LIKE Rape as a Foreign Policy strategy? Will there be less with either one of those capitulating mealymouthed corporate stooges as Official USA Talking Head? Really?

You think?

You think it matters what you think? Still? Do The Goddam Reading.

Democracy Self-Exam Tool

The Only Complete™
Compendium of US State Laws Governing Electoral Procedure.

Which one of you-wanna be Realists still thinks the 2004 electoral-over-popular count doesn’t decidedly prove beyond the standard mean required that the US electoral college is not contingent upon the popular count? Which one, two, or W/e is so fucking committed to the Ideal Armchair of Moderation that following the fucking paper trail from New York through London to Dubai is the job of “Conspiracy Freaks” and not merely another good way to track the obvious actions of a global cartel of multinationalist corporate dynasties?

Which 20 of you ARE conspiracy fucktards, buying your clique’s racist, ethnocentrist, tribalist misdirection legends? WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE BELIEVED THE HASHEMSFILMS L0LZFEST?

WHO HERE BELIEVES THE FUCKING SAUCERMEN ARE COMING?

Derp. Dipshits. You aren’t fooling anyone by acting as if you think that’s within the reach of plausible. It’s praetobviously not, and as a matter of fact one WOULD have to be slightly retarded to think that aliens were going to alieviate us of the responsibilties implicit in dealing with the ever-growing gobs of human feces appearing (as if by divine intervention!) in our personal doggie dishes.

I don’t care if it’s out of fear that you don’t face down the FaceLess with me. It’s always been so obvious to me that an oligarchy controlled the Western world. One controls Japan, in collusion with the Imperial aristocracy which they kept. One controls India, created by the Aryans when they took over the ArcheoTamil world. Ghandi was a pale motherfucker, huh? They’re good at it, them Aryan Cousins of mine.

In the West they didn’t fare so well. No Bible. That’s key in the beginning. This is why it’s easy to blame the Jews; their founding autocrat wrote the bible that the whole of Western Culture looks to as some sort of keystone. Here’s the kicker, boys and girls:

No Gods empower these people.

In case you haven’t noticed, those symbol sets don’t mean shit in physical reality, being as the sky is empty. No MagicMan in the clouds. So that’s all just control myths. And you have to be pretty fucking broken to let some other idiot’s poorly plaguarized spook story control you into giving real authority to elitist thugs.

Every Jew i know wants nothing to do with Israel and gets no Hanakhah gifts with Tel Aviv postmarks, dig? Every blond i know wants nothing to with Nazi scumbags and has no claim on their ancestral farmland in the Rhone Valley, every Londoner i know has no love for the Royals….

…hmph. I don’t know any Londoners, actually. Fucking go back to 1812, everybody. NOW.

Alright, here’s a happy Revolutionary Music Video to motivate you.

Tania (Be Cool About Fire Safety, Comrade Paris!)

I’ll be there waiting. Hurry up, and somebody PLEASE give Paris an AK.

Sorry if i yelled…No, fuck that. Sorry if you think Democracy isn’t worth looking into.

All Power To The People™.

Natural Law And The Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory

Soundtrack Suggestion: Godflesh – Jesu Having rebuilt the model of Human Nature according to simple applied anthropod natural historigraphics, ergo checkit:

  • Given:Humans are social primates who maintain an innately predisposed hierarchy with lies, violence and sexual manipulation.
  • Given:This situation is not an equilibrium with tendencies towards egalitarian developement.

Our New Post New-Age Age of Reason (or ReasonAge 3.0) is setting out on some disturbing foundations. Indeed, other psuedosocial animals (or true social species for that matter) haven’t worked the efficiency gain from distributed labor into the layers of legacy surplus that we humans have. Yet in doing so, we as individuals within the species are just now poking our heads out from under eons of absolute authoritarian tyranny by ruling elites who have generally inheirited thier positions or usurped such positions, enabled by the power politic being institutionally investitured away from redress or recourse by the public at large.Summation: We can’t even challenge our silverbacks to a fair fight. We have an entrenched class of Silverback Mimics.

The AntiChrist Dajjal Will Be A Reptilian ShapeShifter

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(I heart HashemFilms. Those kidz is so crazy.)

 

hierarchy

 

Humans at this point require hierarchical control systems to manage the distributed labor production that enables them as individuals to make it through the day. In places without adequate infrastructure and/or poorly divided/distributed Labor individuals will wind up having electric lights with no clean water, Twinkies without fruit, or bare feet on fresh asphalt. In this respect we obviously could use a little less laissez faire and a bit more pyramid power.Other aspects of human Ness should definately have less pecking-order hierarchy.

 

Faith: Cognate Prion

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The basic implimentation level social order maintainance hierarchy should be ordered by strict meritocracy, with public utility as foremost gauge.

 

Fire On Olympus

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(I just found out that code for the Codes was compromised…not by Them™, i’m sure. Most likely it was Syncronicity Herself; since Authority is next on our list of to-dos, and i should rebuild and renew our documentation on this most pertainant and insistant Vox Authoritas.)